Welcome to Aperture Science! If you have a message for GLaDOS please go to the front desk and leave it on the console there, or if you are not computer savy write it on the provided pad and drop it into the chute beside the desk that certainly does not go to an incineration chamber.
If you prefer to wait for a reply, or are here for testing, please go to the waiting room to the right, where you may enjoy music until you're called,
or until the room is flooded with neurotoxin
. ( Proceed... )